hello hoe my name is Jean Val Jean, i save the world's olympians from fires. listen to my bag pizzle skills. These are
all my true stories
Okay i was fishing in a fish tank at the pet store when a lady was like can you do that i said yes sir she said mam !!!
okay... person... why don't we fish together she did and later that day we got married in target then went to JC PENNY a did
it and woke up and she had 49.2 kids ( the .2 was only the head and shoulder of a baby ). then i divorced and went fishing
again
ttack with tail hump (but elephantturtle was much to powerful for nizziplechew... but i chucked a super pok'e
square and caught him ... alas i am a pok'e mon master... my dream has come true !!!!
Here is the best thing
that ever happend to me... i was eating cat poop when my friend Sadam Insane rang the el dorrbello (u like that spanish ..
oh... what now) he says ... i need to boorow your best pizzok'e mon... i said omg and i killed him later that day i walked
to my garden dug to afganastan and talk to my friend osama ... i said yo doggizzle... he said west side and told me to deliver
a package to his friend nose pass (he si a pok'e mon) so i get in my pimped out golf cart with spinnig rims and wings and
fly to nose pass's house i give him packege and he say i just want bang bang bang , so i did a poke' mon :)
Okay...
i was petting my pet armadillo when he said dont pet me so hard it hurts ... so i was like wohh... but i thought you have
altra hard protective shell... he was like oh my good you are rite , maybe i hav a altra disease... so 67 seconds later we
purchased antobiotics for his altra disease at armodillomedicine.com ... it came in the altra mail about 87.90 seconds later
ad he took it and became the altra armadillo man eating gorrila man with 400 legs and 34.90 hearts
Okay this is the
story of my past life ...... in my past life i lived on plnet misurenoriaria and i was an okechobe a fat pink animal with
a curled tail and a overlarged tounge. my name was leaf wich on misurenoriaria means edible crayon. one day my friend frodoriorio
(a snifersweeper witch is an animal wich has brooms all over it and likes to sweep everything in it's path) and i went to
the local kitty pool aproximitley 2 feet deep and saw a gigantic white unicorn jump out of the water eating everything in
it's way ... so i said yo west side till' we die you stupid unicorn he said really , fahchizzle dogg im on the west side to
G... yeah yeah yeah , so i lived happily ever after . but you are probably wondering how i died... remember when george bush
chocked on the pretzle i was there too , and i also chocked on a pretzle , but i died.
Aight dog this is a storyizzle
... One day i was walking in the park and there was a
turtle had a sing up sheet for somtin... i said yo dog what is this shizzzzznet fo ... he said there is going to be a
turtle gang fight today with a capture the flag all energy swords and shotguns match and i was like sign me up. so later
it started i drew my shot gun and blasted those other team
turtles to ther graveizzles i shot one in the chest and it's kindney came out of his/her (dont no , dint look to see if it
had a pee pee) ear. and we won.
One day me and my bro decided to ride donw the stairs on a pillow ... it was really fun , and if you get the wright
kind of pillow you can go about 20 m.p.h . We decided to call the sport pillow racing , we do it about every day now and it
is so fun but i once had too get 34 stitches from this rough sport.
My favorite thing to do is to go to a store and switch the price tags on items and ask the cashier where he or she can
get pills for constipation and ask what brand they would reccomend then say have u tested this brand before, then ask them
if they are constipated now. then say ok by i dont need any i was just trying to make you po'd ad get u embarassed. then just
by a pack of gum and leave
